Random Number Gods

The REAL gods. Everyone who doesn't worship them finds their lives ruined by unforseen events and finds all their programs stuck in infinite loops.

"I want to program a game!"
"Make sure to praise the Random Number Gods first."

by NyanFawful June 9, 2016

God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

by size 16 timbs November 6, 2022

Oh God why

The thing I yelled when I realised I had run out of cheese

*Notices absence of modified, solidified, glorified pieces of milk*
"...Oh God WHY"

by Agent NHR June 9, 2021

Risperdal God Complex

The feeling of ultimate power which accompanies the growth of vestigial breast in a man who has taken large doses of the anti-psychotic drug Risperdal

Hey James, can you dial it down a bit?

"I physically am incapable of 'dialing it down' my Risperdal God Complex prohibits it"

by Also Frankie Muniz December 23, 2020

god's desert menu

Hwang Hyunjin (황현진)

desert - hot; menu - meal

GOD'S HOTTEST MEAL —periodt

a.k.a. The District Prince

4th generation it boy

"who's that long hair blonde boy?"

a talented rapper, most expresssive dancer

"Hwang" can sound like "King" in korean— yep he's a king

a whole ass meal

"he ranked 36th among the most handsome faces of 2020 and was entitled as the God's desert menu."

by sjkqlwg December 27, 2020

Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

by Death Menace May 6, 2023

I Speel god

You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.

I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022