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Salers syndrome

Possibly the single most boring place to holiday in on the planet, the town of Salers in the Auvergne is most noted for it's breed of Cattle and the Cheese produced there. Perfectly summed up by a poster near the hotel lifts stating (In french) "SALERS! One town! One breed of Cow! One type of Cheese!"

Salers syndrome is the feeling you get when you arrive for what you believe to be an action packed holiday and then end up spending two weeks desperately reading anything you can get your hands on by the swimming pool in a vague attempt to relieve the monotony.

Essentially it amounts to a mind numbing boredom while on holiday where you feel as if you should be having fun.
"Hey man, how's the holiday going?"
"Today I ended up reading the washing instructions on all of my clothes. I really should have brought more books with me."
"Ah, a classic case of Salers syndrome."
by Jean Claude du boredguy August 4, 2008
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superman syndrome

1. Recklessness due to belief that nothing bad will happen to you. After all, you're special. Unique. Untouchable. Most commonly found in 16-21 year old males.

2. Same effect as 1, but for a different cause- being so sad that you lose your fear of bad things happening to you. Most commonly found in people with depression.
1)
James: Did you hear about Kyle's motorcycle accident? He wasn't even wearing a helmet.
Rudy: Looks like superman syndrome finally caught up with him.

2)
Mom: Our daughter doesn't know how to take care of herself- she keeps doing really stupid things.
Dad: She's been so sad lately- maybe it's her version of superman syndrome and she's given up.
by rainy day March 11, 2014
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dog syndrome

an adjective, someone who dogs out people a lot;similar to dog act
"damn laura's always dogging me out.such a bitch"

"yea i know right?she got the dog syndrome"
by nanabananana August 17, 2008
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mouez syndrome

when someone is incapable of shutting their mouth like ce fils de pute de mouez qui ferme jamais sa fking gueule
Roberto: 'Hamid doesn't know how to shut the fuck up , i hate him'
Ayoub: 'Don't take it personal, he has mouez syndrome'
by joubz November 15, 2020
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Fathead Syndrome

When a person loses weight, but still see's themselves as larger and bigger than they truly are.
Jane stepped in front of the mirror and saw her reflection. She saw what she always did; an obese human being. While on the other side of the mirror, she was opposite of what she saw. Her doctor had explained to her after her weightloss that she may experience Fathead Syndrome.
by Noellie July 29, 2011
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Sperry syndrome

after buying a new pair of Sperry Topsiders, and getting blisters, or rubbing your feet raw. Another type of Sperry syndrome is the rank odor of the feet caused from sockless wear.
"OUCH! My ankles have blisters all over them, I hate my Sperry's."
"Looks like a case of Sperry syndrome"
by PiePerView October 6, 2013
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Bowling Syndrome

Being late and reassuring the person that you will be there soon.
2:26pm (bowling: I'll be there in an hour)
3:41pm (bowling: I'll be there at 4:15)
4:19pm (bowling: I'll be there in 20)
and so on hence, "Bowling Syndrome"
by Dusty - Deeez Nuttts February 20, 2010
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