Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks

by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

Law of generation domination

The law of generation domination means that anybody who f*cked your mother automatically has the upper hand on you.

If you both f*cked each others mothers, the one who will have sex with the mother’s mother has the upper hand, hence law of generation domination.

Bully: Give me you lunch money or I’ll punch you.
Me: No, you give me your money, I f*cked you mother.
Bully: *starts blushing and feeling pathetic* Here you go. Go to hell, Law of generation domination!

by Minky157 September 28, 2020

Willis' Law

As a developer's experience grows the probability they try to make their own engine approaches 1

person 1: That's an example of Willis' Law!
person 2: cool ig

by Scyye (discord) November 30, 2023

Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 7, 2019

Meza Law Group

A group of global top tier kick ass lawyers that will have your back until the end!!

This law firm backs down from no one!!

A group of relentless, highly motivated individuals with global reach!

Meza Law Group AKA The Octopus

Founded by Mario Meza, Esq. #nomad #worldcitizen #globalcitizen

They hired Meza Law Group! Give them what they want or they’ll kill all of our families down to our pets!!

Meza Law Group; boutique, global, relentless, law gods.

by mmeza_esq November 24, 2021

Greenberg’s Law

The law that states that whenever the homies are talking to a girl, you must say it is rizz. It does not matter what they are talking about, it is rizz.

Greenberg’s law is commonly applied in classrooms where there are equal amounts of each gender.

by CR9Worss November 22, 2024

stepniece-in-law

1- Stepnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepniece.

stepniece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024