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Brian syndrome

Being the person in your squad that is constantly single and has to watch all of their friends fall in love. Common side effects include: kissing papers constantly, cool scarves, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and losing of eyebrows. COOL RAY BANS
CLAIRE: oh hey, why aren't you hanging out with your usual friends
You: I have crippling Brian syndrome
by Chandler Bing's forehead April 19, 2017
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cishet syndrome

When someone is acting like a far right rude cisgendered heterosexual.
O: That guy just elbowed me in the face, snuffed me, and didn’t say sorry!
E: Mf got that cishet syndrome.
by Eye_Snatcher.shroomy February 28, 2023
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Bella Syndrome

The disease in which you never show any emotions through facial expressions, like Kristen Stewart.
"Dude, are you alright?"
"Yeah it's cool. I just have a bad case of Bella Syndrome."
by Nicklovesgames March 1, 2013
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Larson Syndrome

Syndrome in which a person can talk shit via internet, text, or phone call but NOT face-to-face.
Guy #1- Hey man, so did you talk to that one kid that was giving you shit on Facebook?

Guy #2- Yeah, I went up to him and told him to say what he said on there to my face. But he must have a severe case of Larson Syndrome because he bitched out real quick.
by HeavyLiftin July 20, 2012
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mouez syndrome

when someone is incapable of shutting their mouth like ce fils de pute de mouez qui ferme jamais sa fking gueule
Roberto: 'Hamid doesn't know how to shut the fuck up , i hate him'
Ayoub: 'Don't take it personal, he has mouez syndrome'
by joubz November 15, 2020
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Salers syndrome

Possibly the single most boring place to holiday in on the planet, the town of Salers in the Auvergne is most noted for it's breed of Cattle and the Cheese produced there. Perfectly summed up by a poster near the hotel lifts stating (In french) "SALERS! One town! One breed of Cow! One type of Cheese!"

Salers syndrome is the feeling you get when you arrive for what you believe to be an action packed holiday and then end up spending two weeks desperately reading anything you can get your hands on by the swimming pool in a vague attempt to relieve the monotony.

Essentially it amounts to a mind numbing boredom while on holiday where you feel as if you should be having fun.
"Hey man, how's the holiday going?"
"Today I ended up reading the washing instructions on all of my clothes. I really should have brought more books with me."
"Ah, a classic case of Salers syndrome."
by Jean Claude du boredguy August 4, 2008
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Sperry syndrome

after buying a new pair of Sperry Topsiders, and getting blisters, or rubbing your feet raw. Another type of Sperry syndrome is the rank odor of the feet caused from sockless wear.
"OUCH! My ankles have blisters all over them, I hate my Sperry's."
"Looks like a case of Sperry syndrome"
by PiePerView October 6, 2013
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