Joe Stories

joe stories are:
A) those which cannot realistically be duplicated by other people;
B) those which seem to be made up entirely unless you know joe; and
C) a never-fail icebreaker

Matt: "Plans tonight?"
Ben: "Let's tell joe stories! Have you heard the one about the pie plate?"

by t-pow February 8, 2010

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Sloppy Joe

When you clap your asscheeks while you shit

Peter clapped his cheeks while he pooped making a sloppy Joe for his kids

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

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Big Joe

A dirty simp that is in the Tech Support Hotline with Rajeev Kapoor

Big Joe is annoying.

by Kerrygold June 3, 2020

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a stinky joe

To slap someone with a piece of poo.

Ken: Damn that girl gave me a stinky joe.

by Noit'spatrick March 10, 2021

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Definition 1: An alien who is so lubricated that he slipped up the stairs and down into hell with Lil Nas X.
Definition 2: Someone who is so lubed that they slid into your daughters bed.
Definition 3: Someone who wants to fuck all little kids and upload the videos to pornhub.com.

My sister got Joe Bidened in the asshole.

by ThatOn3Guy5636 March 27, 2022

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