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cat run

1. n. A dedicated area (usually enclosed by a fence) of a park where cats may be execised untethered, which would otherwise be in violation of local leash laws (N.B. cats do not run for exercise);
2. n. A good idea which is bad ipso facto (etym. New Yorker cartoon from 26-Jan-2009 issue).
Windows Vista was a total cat run; upgrade to 7, dude.
by CTBill February 3, 2009
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Outdoor Cat

noun:

1. Someone who comes and goes without invitation or announcement.

2. Someone who only comes around when they need something.
1. "He told me he needed help than just stopped replying. Than we talked and he was like nothing even happened. I don't even care, he's just my outdoor cat."

2. "I gotta bring this guy some food, he's not my outdoor cat but he's my cousins outdoor cat... so i kinda have to help out."
by JoesLittle February 25, 2017
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Pure cat

A person who does something idiotic and or annoying.
West Texas slang for stupid.
Did you hear about Cody overdosing? Yeah, he's one pure cat.
by GD Lavigne April 24, 2016
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shelf cat

1. A piece of pussy you keep on the shelf meaning you always know where to get it and you can get it when ever you want.

2. A homie who is boring and does nothing except "sit on the shelf," and collect dust. see couch potato
"so what are you gonna do today?"
"i think ill hang out with Christy"
"Who is Christy"
"Just a cute "shelf cat" I call whenever I need her"
"...happy freakin"
by MoGameDenYou December 14, 2010
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Milk the Cat

In the action of or about to get the pussy. Can be used in past tense.
I milked the cat so hard last night.
I am going to milk the cat every night.
by PicklesTickles January 7, 2016
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cat on the beach

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"
jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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messy cat

Someone (the cat) who is known for being a bit of a character. Enjoys getting absolutely battered on alcohol and drugs, yet is still a 'cat' because they're so smooth
Jim - 'carol is a messy cat, did you see her last night?'

Sharon - 'I did indeed, what a messy cat she was'
by packjugh July 7, 2011
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