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Rebecca Black

Absolute proof that recording industries don't know what they're doing and that talent is not a requirement for singing.

Girl known for her hit single "Friday," which, in my opinion, has the most unoriginal lyrics ever. She sings about how it's Friday, and even reminds us that Thursday comes before Friday, Saturday comes the day after, and Sunday comes afterwards. And, of course, you can't forget the atrocious "IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY." You can't even take the song seriously without thinking, what the fuck is this shit? What's funny, though, is that the song isn't even a parody.

While she isn't completely bad (We've seen worse... probably), all I have to say is:

Your ears will bleed. Your head will explode. Don't watch the video, don't listen to the song. Save your ears. Seriously.
Boy: (To friend) Dude, after hearing this "Friday" song by Rebecca Black, I have no hope for humanity.

Friend: Ditto.
by Whattisthisidonteven April 12, 2011
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Rebecca Black

Arguably the worst singer known to mankind. She created the "song" Friday.
Rebecca Black ruined the meaning of "friday" and "partying"
by Karvan1313 April 12, 2011
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Black Chiney

1. An afro-American who is particial Chinese.
Example:

A: Charity's a Black Chiney!
B: For real?
A: Dude her dad is Chinese
B: Now you mention, she did had those asain eyes
by FerdyChupaChupa October 1, 2009
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Black Handle

The manipulative act of a white man/white woman who only engages in relationships with black men/black women with the soul purpose to manipulate the decisions of the black man/black woman into not having a mind of his/her own to make the black man/woman dependent/submissive to the will their white partner by use manipulative tactics treating and talking him/her like child, animal or property instead of treating him/her like a partner/spouse and also abusive behavior can be present.
I feel sorry for that dude because his wife likes to black handle him like he's her dog.
by Capital Tonight Sucks February 28, 2021
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Black Hammer

Nick named used for your man when he WORKS HARD
A man that works hard for his family but works even harder when he's making love to his woman..
Knick name used when your man is glued to his video game after a hard days work...
Knick name used when

ITS MR. NAAAASTY TIME!!!
I want to play with

BLACK HAMMER tonight baby!
by Mrs.Hammer December 20, 2016
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the Black Box

The non-drinker or the least drunk person who witnessed the spinning out of control of his/her friends on a night of intoxication leading to blowups, blackouts and crash landings. The Black Box is often called upon to piece together the evening leading up to the disaster(s).
When the party girl woke up naked with a bruise on her chin and her ex-boyfriend and new girlfriend in her bed, horrified, she ran out of the room to ask her roommate, the Black Box, what happened.
by PlatosCave August 11, 2011
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Black Fag

In Africa, due to musical similarities, there are many black fags.
by Bobby_Profit January 7, 2014
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