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The Absentia Lardum Effect

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.
I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.
by Verosumatic October 5, 2016
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Placebo effect of I.T.

When a computer fault that has been plaguing a user suddenly disappears at the mere presence of someon who works in I.T.
The "system fault" was resolved using the placebo effect of I.T.
by fluffygreenbootlaces June 30, 2021
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the chilly willy effect

The mind's inability to accept the impossible in fiction.
"There's NO WAY that LITTLE PENGUIN can stomp that HUGE DOG into that TINY CAN! NO WAY!!!" exclaimed Connor (patient zero of the Chilly Willy Effect)
by Organboy November 4, 2013
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The Little Shit Effect

Where one's karma builds up and causes one's cousins to receive a dose of energy and triples their annoyance factor causing them to make the family reunion shit. This natural phenomenon is known was The Little Shit Effect wherein both the parties have been a little shit at one point or another.
I'm trying to be a good person for the rest of the week to avoid the Little Shit Effect. I got a family reunion coming up.

What's the Little Shit Effect?

Glad you asked. Its when your bad karma builds up and causes your cousins to become even more annoying than usually.
by TheActualLittleShit October 22, 2016
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Look Up Effect

when when a woman looks up/ tilts her face in a social media post to hide her big ass double chin.
“yo girls looking fine in that ig post”- person 1
“nah she’s just doing the Look Up Effect”- person 2
by pendango April 23, 2023
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Extended Farahani Effect

- A much more intense version of Farahani Effect - aka EFE -
The act of ignoring someone beyond the extremes of realistic physics and even gods understanding

Coined after a great professor, who once sent a post on social media and a student asked a simple question under it;
what makes this event special is the fact that his comment was not only left unanswered but also got removed later that day

this incident gave rise to a theory called the Principle Methods of Ignoring or PMI which is currently being examined by the same prof. to see if he can find a militarized use for it.
Alex is still in hospital after the professor dropped an EFE (Extended Farahani Effect) bomb on him last week
by Poor_Alex January 6, 2021
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Oscillating Potcham Effect

Often likened to Karma, this is the rare linking of two peoples fortunes (or karma) so that when one is up, the other is down. Often in context of sexual exploits or progress with the opposite sex. Often refered to as the OP Effect.
Guy 1: Mate, i am totalling experiencing the OP Effect!!
Guy 2: ahhh the ol Oscillating Potcham Effect
Guy 3: Gutted boyo, you are never gunna get laid now!!
by allen smith-jones February 20, 2009
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