dick wink

when your dick hole opens and then closes for no reason, mostly happens after intercourse when the penis feels good.

Tom: "i gave mel a dick wink after i plundered that dungeon."
Gimp: "thats sick."

by kfcnigga January 30, 2014

dick jacket

Foreskin

hey man, you got a dick jacket

by 3x9 March 15, 2011

Dick Milk

When your semen is very thin, So thin it is actually a liquid and its wholesome enough to serve to someone as a drink.

Sherry doesn't know this but I actually slipped some dick milk in her cup. Its hard to notice it but she isn't actually drinking a vanilla milk shake.

by Tony yayo December 1, 2003

cheese dick

A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.

Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.

by The Prospect April 30, 2008

Stink Dick

A phrase to call people after they do someone in the ass and not wash their penis for a day or two after.

Wash your pecker, stink dick!
Ohh man, you got a bad case of stink dick!

by Rim Job Rob April 6, 2008

big dick

What every guy in the universe claims to have.

"Heard he has a big dick..."
SHUT UP OH MY GAWD HIM TOO??
"Yeah, i guess its contagios."

by Avatar8x8 December 30, 2009

dick water

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.

Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!

by Norway August 30, 2005