chocolate dipped lollipop

When you're smashing a girl on her period, you pull out, have her shit on the floor, and you dip your cock in it. The girl then eats your dick.

dave- yo, you know that bitch vanessa?
sam- yeah
dave- i gave that ho a chocolate dipped lollipop bro!
sam- you sick fucker!

by Your gf's boyfriend March 15, 2011

Chocolate Coochie Snack

It's only a snack. African American Coochie for lunch!

"Hey man, when's the last time you got some?"
"It's been a while, but I got some Chocolate Coochie Snack earlier!"

by Hathsle August 22, 2011

Hot chocolate right

Right of a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a person having hot chocolate in the lodge.

Bill: After lunch let’s take the run that’s hot chocolate right of chair 7.
Ted: Excellent!

by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006

Roll the Chocolate Snow Man

To defecate.

I will be back in a minute, I need to roll the chocolate snow man.

by Dog Leg June 1, 2009

0% sugar chocolate milk

a digusting substance that my mom got me and i dont want to drink but i dont have the heart to tell her it is gross because she bought me 3 cartons.

i hate 0% sugar chocolate milk.

by fendee November 13, 2020

Chocolate mallow mouse poop

An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .

That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.

by Foodcritic August 7, 2018

Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean

When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.

At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.

by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017