Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.

Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".

by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013

brown buster

A "brown buster" is the term used when an individual is sodomized with the wide end of a tennis racket after a crushing defeat.

Wow, I can't believe I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0, that was a real brown buster, I am not going to be able to walk for weeks and I need to wash my racket.

by Tennis Dictionary June 2, 2016

Brown curtains

When a male doesn't wipe his arse properly after pooping . When he parts his bum cheeks you see shit caked in his arse hair aka brown curtains

I ran out of toilet paper while wiping now I have some nasty arse brown curtains

by Poopybum15 November 8, 2019

Liam brown

A fortnight hater who likes bent lampposts

Look at that Liam brown over there
He’s such a liam brown

by Chicken_nugget May 16, 2019

Chris Brown

Chris Brown is the king of R&B also known as THE GOAT 🐐

Dude you are so talented! Just like Chris Brown!

by Maria Breezy April 18, 2019

gaige brown

Likes to chain smoke, works at a restaurant, acts cool but most likely is a fuck boy. #bet

Is it really Gaige Brown today, or is it just me?

by Crownroyals November 9, 2017

patrick brown

A rapist, former leader of the Ontario PC Party. Charged with Sexual Misconduct, and denied all allegations against him. Similar to Harvey Weinstein.

A guy down the street was charged with misconduct. He's one hell of a Patrick Brown!

by Dude3031 May 16, 2018