34 1/2

Having Mutual oral sex with a midget or someone half you size.

Yeah, this chick was so short that when we sixty-nined it turned into a 34 1/2!

by JD Lucas June 18, 2003

Team Fortress 2

An online FPS game that was great at once until it became Free to Play. This game is now filled up with noobish 4 year olds that have nothing to do but whine about how they keep on getting killed by a spy disguised as a gay pyro.

Eg; Noob: WTF ZOMG RETARD KEEP ON KILLING MEH

*server administrator mutes Noob*

Noob(typing in box): WAAHH STEWPIT SNIPAH KILL MEH

*everyone leaves the server*

*Noob cries* BAHHH Team Fortress 2 sucks!

by The Mighty Tortoise November 26, 2011

Gears of War 2

One of the most anticipated games in recent memory, sequel to one of the most amazing multi player games ever, Gears of War. Look forward to seeing 'King Jarman' as #1 on the assassination leaderboards for years to come.

-ShotgunMadMax: matt, are you gonna get Gears of War 2

-King Jarman: yeh, hope there's an ownage new chainsaw glitch plz



-N0bz0r: is that all you can do, two piece?

-King Jarman: yep

by King Jarman August 10, 2008

Modern Warfare 2

Essentially a 12 year-old faggot's idea of a good game; was conceived when Infinity Ward saw the massive success of the first Modern Warfare, then watered it down with simpler game-play, stripped all PC support, alienating it's most loyal community, and adding so many new noob friendly perks that playing it almost requires sucking, since it's so easy to spray, spam, and quick-scope that it completely defeats the purpose of playing the game. One could effectively pull the trigger on their controller once every ten seconds and end up with an amazing score.

Douche-bag: Hey guys, let's play Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox LIVE tonight!

Intelligent person: Fuck Modern Warfare 2, and fuck playing first-person shooters on anything but a PC.

Douche-bag: Modern Warfare 2 is amazing, dude, and Xbox is the best!

Intelligent person: Modern Warfare 2 is to Call of Duty what Dynasty was for KISS. A shitty sellout.

by Blank the XIth January 2, 2011

p|-|34|2

to fear

p|-|34|2 |\/|3 |\|00|3|_3+ 1|/\|1|_|_ 0|/\||\|20|2 J00!

by pjned September 27, 2003

World War 2

Started by Germany and Japan, finished by Russia and America (we helped as well), some very nasty stuff went on as well on ALL sides, I dont have time to go into it, its best left in the past though.

Hitler 1945: FFS, whats all these explosions?

Goebbles: Thats the Russians Mein Fuhrer, I dont think theyre very happy with you.

Hitler: Oh fuck, I guessed that means weve lost World War 2 then?

Goebbles: fraid so.

by Poindexter1 February 14, 2007

Samsung Gravity 2

N. A shity cell phone offered exclusively for T-Mobile. Its the worst phone since the motorola RAZR. It's also available in purple for blonde girls...Purple tends to amuse them.

Heyy you wanna look at my shity new Samsung Gravity 2?
Hell yea! yu wanna see my motorola Razr

I think Leni has a Motorola DROID his phone is a boss.
I wish i had Leni's phone.

by AbingonGhosts March 13, 2011