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dick cave

'I was in that dick cave all night long!'
'Her dick cave was obviously without use for some time, as bats flew out when it was opened up.'
by blackedout420 March 8, 2010
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dick wink

when your dick hole opens and then closes for no reason, mostly happens after intercourse when the penis feels good.
Tom: "i gave mel a dick wink after i plundered that dungeon."
Gimp: "thats sick."
by kfcnigga January 30, 2014
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Ball or Dick

A game where a guy pins down a girl and exposes a small amount of gential flesh out of his boxer window and asks her if she can tell if its ball or dick.
How was your date?

It only lasted ten minutes, I tried to play ball or dick.

Whaddabitchh...
by femalecats November 13, 2011
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avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.
My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.
by MustardDump August 17, 2017
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dick shiner

1) Richard Earl "Dick" Shiner is a former professional American football quarterback who played in eleven National Football League seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator
Dick Shiner isn't just Howie's favorite QB of all time. It's the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the penis polishing he did in his bunk.
by Vesper47 March 17, 2017
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shriveled dick

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017
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dick jacket

by 3x9 March 15, 2011
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