dog water

Preseminal fluid (aka., "precum") that comes out of a dog's dick before the actual semen does.
It is very thin (like water) and nearly transparent.

Johnny's black lab is shooting dog water all over the rug because he knows that there's a bitch in heat nearby.

by Telephony August 15, 2020

herp dogs

A slang term for the STD herpies, or genital warts. Obviously someting you do not want to contract.

I nailed this stripper hoe last week and she gave me the herp dogs. Now i gotta get sum once a day Valtrex to prevent breakouts.

by Russ Bus January 19, 2006

Dog Yeet

like dog treat but a yeet ,

Verb; the action of throwing (Yeeting) their dog

J: want to have a dog Yeet competition?
F: sure, how does one do so though?
J: simple, who ever Yeet 's their dog the furtherest wins
F: okay.

J: *Yeet's dog*
F: *Yeet's dog aswell*

by xXxYeetmasterxXx June 15, 2018

Butter Dog

A dog, or canine animal of any sort, that has butter or margarine somewhere on its body, usually the head.

“Look at that Butter Dog, Dog with the Butter”

by wormsins November 25, 2020

Corn dog

When a guy takes a shit and rubs it on his dick for a girl to suck

Guy: Ready for the corn dog
Girl: hell yeah

by FamousJew December 8, 2019

Dog Hash

Dried dogshit, i.e. What I pass off as marijuana and sell to you when you're completely wasted. I'll tell you it's a special blend from some place exotic like Maui, but it won't be. Actually, it'll be the morning ploppings of the neighbor's doberman (if I can get close enough!).

Guy: What did you do last night?

Me: Payed off some school loans son! Been selling dog hash since 5 pm!

by Big Wave Dave May 17, 2006

Dog Locked

A vigorous bout of love making concluding with the participating couple becoming locked together.

Gordon and Pete had become Dog Locked. A bucket of cold water was required to break them apart.

by r2d3 December 19, 2008