cush monkey

When a monkey runs an steals your Cush

That monkey just took my Cush he’s a Cush monkey

by Offff god October 20, 2017

Knowledge Monkey

When you dish out an awesome bit of knowledge to people around you

Hey look at that kid, he's such a knowledge monkey!

by Unstable Mable April 23, 2011

Monkey headache

Brain freeze. When you eat or drink something cold too fast.

Shit, dawg. Downing that icee just gave me the worst monkey headache.

by Yoyomom April 19, 2020

Frothy Monkey

A sexual act in which one inserts a banana into the anus, then proceeds to have vigorous anal sex until a fine frothy mess of banana and semen is created. The recieving partner then pushes the mixture out into their hand and throws it at the other person(s).

I hope I don't get pink eye after she nailed me in the eyes when we were doing the Frothy Monkey last night

by Frothiest Monkey September 4, 2022

monkey fetish

It is someone who hangs upside down and jerks off and nuts in there own mouth. Especially at child's playgrounds.

Frank do u have a monkey fetish.

by Dallas cowboys fuck kids March 9, 2019

monkey sprog

colloquial term for any of the liquid agents used in motor repairs- grease, oil, hand cleaner etc.

ahh shit I got this black monkey sprog all over my hands, better go use the white stuff to get it off before i get the monkey sprog on my clothes.

by Benny! April 20, 2004

monkey nub

A particularly bony and protruding tailbone

Her monkey nub poked him in the hip when they spooned.

by randomhuman999 September 14, 2012