Roll tide hot pocket

Separating the vagina lips and taking a shat whilst the female is on her period (then possible sexual intercourse) makes an Alabama 'Roll Tide Hot Pocket'

I was gonna Alabama Hot Pocket her but aunt Flo said alabama ROLL TIDE hot pocket!!

by Avababe gravy October 1, 2016

Kansas City Swiss Roll

The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo

Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.

by the dude with crocs April 13, 2021

Guacamole Fruit Roll Up

A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand

Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.

by ForeplayOnDrugs January 21, 2019

Rock N Roll Bedtime

An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.

Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"

Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"

by The Rock N Roller October 22, 2009

Rolling Out the Red Carpet

While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."

I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.

by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

New York Cinnamon Roll

When you poop on your lovers crotch, then you swirl it around into a cinnamon roll shape with your penis, then you jizz on it for the icing.

New York cinnamon Roll

by That shexy thang May 9, 2010

I don't roll like that

I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.

by Ant February 18, 2004