cat's crack

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 15, 2006

Dogs or Cats

I think dogs are better honestly cause cats hate me but i like anyones opinion

Do you like dogs or cats?

by Smalf January 8, 2022

cat prod

The act of humourously annoying a cat by poking it with ones finger or other dull object.

Engaging in cat prod is not recommended if the cat is in heat.

"Dude, I played cat prod for like an hour last night. I even forgot to study calculus, 'cause it was so funny. Anyways, that's where I got these scratches."

by EddieB March 10, 2007

cat run

1. n. A dedicated area (usually enclosed by a fence) of a park where cats may be execised untethered, which would otherwise be in violation of local leash laws (N.B. cats do not run for exercise);
2. n. A good idea which is bad ipso facto (etym. New Yorker cartoon from 26-Jan-2009 issue).

Windows Vista was a total cat run; upgrade to 7, dude.

by CTBill February 3, 2009

Outdoor Cat

noun:

1. Someone who comes and goes without invitation or announcement.

2. Someone who only comes around when they need something.

1. "He told me he needed help than just stopped replying. Than we talked and he was like nothing even happened. I don't even care, he's just my outdoor cat."

2. "I gotta bring this guy some food, he's not my outdoor cat but he's my cousins outdoor cat... so i kinda have to help out."

by JoesLittle February 25, 2017

Pure cat

A person who does something idiotic and or annoying.
West Texas slang for stupid.

Did you hear about Cody overdosing? Yeah, he's one pure cat.

by GD Lavigne April 24, 2016

cat on the beach

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"

jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009