Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016

bork ice cream

It’s ice cream, but it borks every 10 seconds

Be careful with that bork ice cream!

by MlemShobe November 27, 2019

Too much of that cream

Having it too easy. Everything’s handed to you, mainly in a post office work area

“That route is nothing! You need to get him off that route. He’s been getting too much of that cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 25, 2023

pocket cream

a medium amount of whipped cream carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace or sparkles

This bitch called me a hoe so I pocket creamed that mofo.

by topteirfreak July 4, 2025

Berries and Cream

Testicles and semen.

I want berries and cream.

by MalumLibrum958 December 24, 2021

cream pie

a pie with cream in it, what did you expect some kind of sexual innuendo?

female: “i want a cream pie”
male: okay
female: “mmm this is delicious thank you”

by hunter041 August 10, 2021

supreme cream

when a man orgasms so hard his sperm ejaculates at max speed and distance, similar to how a female might squirt.

eg female 1: I was with this guy last night, I made him supreme cream, he covered my curtains in cum.
female 2: really either he was really bad or you're getting really good

by Johnny Tsunami Bro February 8, 2017