Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball
Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?
Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!
Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!
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Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.
2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.
3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"
4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.
5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.
2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.
3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"
4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.
5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
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