wet dry

When a girls pussy is wet af but her personality mad dry

I went out with Jessica and she wet dry.

by George68 August 17, 2022

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

10 wet whistles and a big one

When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:

Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one

by biggersloshmonster April 28, 2025

Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

wet nostril

a moisturized nose orifice

wow thats a moisturized nose orifice
oh you mean a wet nostril

by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019

Wet

New York slang for drunk

I been drinking all night I’m wet af

by Wackyo April 26, 2020