kick your pizza

To totally take the wind out of someone's sails/plans/ideas,etc

Dude 1: Let's go to that place that serves the good food!

Dude 2: Man, I hate to kick your pizza, but that place shut down 6 months ago.

by mrvarvo April 5, 2013

Cap Your Dog

a) A saying to call someone out on their lying ways

- What is said to someone who is lying
b)To put a cap on your dog

Person 1: "Dude I got with these two absolute BADDIES last night"
Person 2: "Cap your dog"

by peebs4lyfe January 11, 2023

Is your grandmother Japanese?

Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"

by JormanThoad December 1, 2020

paint your wood

When you ask to paint someone's wood, you are asking to get in a sexual situation with them and cumming all over them. Another way to use it is to ask to get your wood painted, asking to get into a sexual situation and getting cummed on. You also use it by saying that someone's wood got painted.

Example 1-
Guy: to guy or girl: Can I paint your wood?

Example 2-
Guy or girl to guy: Will you paint my wood? OR Can you get my wood painted?

Example 3-
Person to other person: Did you hear that Bob painted Jordan's wood?

by SWAGSEX December 26, 2014

hasten your pace

to effectively increase one's speed in order not to remain stagnant or in fact go back in time.

hasten your pace and have a froff!!

why are you so unhasty?
your pace hastening skills are dismal
if you don't hasten your pace immidately you will get a kick in the teeth
you pace is so unhastened that a sloth would overtake you

by Mac-ingston October 12, 2010

to meet your zone

They like what they like.
I like what I like.
I will never understand, because I’m not you.
You will never understand, because Your not me.
The phrase “to meet your zone” or “to meet cho zone,” is used to end an argument or debate. It’s admitting that both parties will not come to an understanding due to different personalities, personal interests, goals, upbringing, thoughts, etc..

Billy: “I love sushi, raw tuna is my favorite”
Jimmy: “You eat raw fish.. like uncooked? That’s disgusting.”
Billy: “To meet your zone.”

by TheForeigners23 March 10, 2020

Spin your jaw

To punch someone in the face so hard that their jaw spins.

Don’t tickle my sausage Harry or I’ll spin your jaw

by Jaw spinning November 5, 2020