Munch like a bird

when you get high as a bird and eat someone out

Cooper Munch like a bird on me

by RosaParksFan74 August 30, 2023

Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.

Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.

by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018

Toe bird

When you only have four toes which are birds, which just happen to be named Jameson, Margaret, Bertrude, and the other one.

Eg. "Hey dude did you see my toe birds?"

"No, how is Jameson doing?"

by tekiiee March 8, 2024

Plantes bird

A bad ass bitch that you don't want to fuck with

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...

by Kate minden March 21, 2017

liquid bird

A bird of darkness, enemy of light.

The liquid bird didn't want anyone's lights on.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

The Whirly Bird

When an individual will cry, piss, shit, fart, and cum at the same time.

Ya Griffin was broken up with and he just about "whirly birded" himself
Griffin did "The Whirly Bird" after being broken up with

by DBLmusic January 30, 2023

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017