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Sleepy Shits

When every time you fall asleep you shit yourself!
Plus I got the sleepy shits, that’s when you shit yourself every time you fall asleep! Only happened about 6 times! Only got the sheets twice! Needless to say I’m plum wore out!
by Jonathan the poon handler January 14, 2019
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Wind shit

Another term used for farting.
"Yo the kid in the seat next to me just caught some wind shit."
"Bro you feel that wind shit yet?"
by grandmaster poo December 30, 2011
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jurassic shit

Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park
MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’
by ThatMiuSimp January 12, 2021
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pebble shit

when you shit a very small amount (pebble like)
A girl I know took a pebble shit in her pants, it seeped through onto the hotel linens.
by PebbleShitSista April 22, 2018
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Skidded shit

A skoody big shit that takes all of your buttcheeks and breath and it also makes ants crawl in your asscheeks And this can happen to male and female so when your having sex beware of the shooting shit and it can make you feel nasty and like your covered in shit.
Man I took a skidded shit.
by Bigtrek March 25, 2019
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shit's weak

Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.
Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:

Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."

You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."

You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."
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Shit Devil

When you have a terrible case of the PPCs (poo poo cramps), and you know that a painful shit will soon be born.
Chad Baconmaker ate Taco Bell for lunch. He'll give birth to a shit devil later.
by Louisiana Urbanite April 22, 2015
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