A person who gets excited about the learning aspect of school. They love to learn and they almost shit their pants when they get anything lower than a B-, although getting a B- is nothing to brag about in their opinion. They will find a friend who is as into school and learning as they are, and will have conversations about what they will major in college, their grades, and their joint love of reading. Sometimes when they hang out, they end up reading together. School geeks most likely will not look like a typical geek. They could be physically attractive with a large penis just as well as a bespecled nobody. If they are girls, they will be attractive, but sort-of outsiders, not of their own will, but of others. They might be a teacher's pet.
"Oh my god, the first day of school is coming up and I'm so excited!"
"Me too! I got a bunch of really cool notebooks looks at them. *Shows them* oh, and did I mention that I'm taking an AP course this year?
"Seriously dude? Me too! Oh, and I love your notebooks they are so you."
"We are such school geeks..."
"I know right?"
"Me too! I got a bunch of really cool notebooks looks at them. *Shows them* oh, and did I mention that I'm taking an AP course this year?
"Seriously dude? Me too! Oh, and I love your notebooks they are so you."
"We are such school geeks..."
"I know right?"
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I have school hoildays that is school with no teachers and just lots, lots, of useless Satan shit that will not ever find itself handy at all.
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Get the Sunday schooled mug.A haven of "high"-achievers, where our proudest achievement is the "education" of Mini-Morgz and David Waring, who is running to become the dictator of Eckington in the May local elections.
Was going to be visited by Princess Diana, however some scallys (Prince Phillip & Queen Liz) nicked her exhaust manifold in Paris causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic in '97.
Used to be run by the Laird Patrick Cummings, however he succumbed to a fatal coup in 2018 led by Alison Burgess, who proceeded to instigate 3 devastating genocides on the school's special-ed department. Fortunately she herself was couped in 2020, beheaded by former army officer Nick J Melson (he was in the army once you know).
Since then, Eckington School has been racked by political instability and civil wars between rival headmasters, resulting in countless resignations and firings. This has been reflected in the UN's recent OFSTED report, ranking it below Yemen in its human rights rating. 20% of students are suffering from a water shortage, and the other 80% are in a constant state of flooding. It is reported that at least a third of Eckington students have lost at least one limb to the school's usage of landmines in an effort to prevent students standing on the grass.
After an attempt to provide the school with Humanitarian Aid by the Liberal Democrats, the school was deemed to dangerous an area to operate within, forcing the Lib Dems to retreate, vowing that "next we'll definitely win, we promise".
Was going to be visited by Princess Diana, however some scallys (Prince Phillip & Queen Liz) nicked her exhaust manifold in Paris causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic in '97.
Used to be run by the Laird Patrick Cummings, however he succumbed to a fatal coup in 2018 led by Alison Burgess, who proceeded to instigate 3 devastating genocides on the school's special-ed department. Fortunately she herself was couped in 2020, beheaded by former army officer Nick J Melson (he was in the army once you know).
Since then, Eckington School has been racked by political instability and civil wars between rival headmasters, resulting in countless resignations and firings. This has been reflected in the UN's recent OFSTED report, ranking it below Yemen in its human rights rating. 20% of students are suffering from a water shortage, and the other 80% are in a constant state of flooding. It is reported that at least a third of Eckington students have lost at least one limb to the school's usage of landmines in an effort to prevent students standing on the grass.
After an attempt to provide the school with Humanitarian Aid by the Liberal Democrats, the school was deemed to dangerous an area to operate within, forcing the Lib Dems to retreate, vowing that "next we'll definitely win, we promise".
No, I don't want to go to Eckington School, I'd rather go to the Kabul Taliban School for Terrorists!
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Employer: Holy shit? Really!!? You absolute piece of shit.
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Typically constrained by dumb targets such as standardized tests and ridiculous AP Exams that limit you by the time you're a senior and are unable to generalize, believe they're disadvantaged and that teacher's actually teach when the real things are done through self-study of books.
Typically constrained by dumb targets such as standardized tests and ridiculous AP Exams that limit you by the time you're a senior and are unable to generalize, believe they're disadvantaged and that teacher's actually teach when the real things are done through self-study of books.
High-Schools have a reputation for being holly-wood brainwashed to want relationships, complain about how stressed they are when it's nothing compared to college, wear oversized backpacks, carry excess books, are unaware of Amazon's usefulness, should look up bkstrs of top prepschools via google.
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