god of cold pizza

that annoying guy that leaves the pizza box open and it gets cold.

Billy: Hey Bob! Did you like that party yesterday?
Bob: It was nice, but Joe is a god of cold pizza. don't invite him next time.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 December 10, 2016

Ur god a dog

Worst then ur mum gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, and ur bro a hoe. Every time this is said the begins to destroy itself

Tyler: ur mum gay

Adrian: no u
Tyler: well ur daddy lesbian
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur granny tranny
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur grandpap a trap
Adrian: no u
*Tyler becomes angry and says something he thinks will destroy Adrian
Tyler: I don’t wanna say this but, ur bro a hoe
Adrian: no u
*Adrian prepares the most terrifying insult and comeback in the universe

Adrian: ur god a dog
* Tyler died and his body vanishes into the air and the universe created a giant black whole that devoured a galaxy

by JesusChrist8 May 12, 2018

God save us

Aw fur fuck sake

"I used to pee the bed when I was 14"
"God save us bob"

by Watermelongrease69 November 20, 2014

god fucking shit

Something said when too many profane words come to mind in a pissy situation.

GOD FUCKING SHIT! You always win at goldeneye multiplayer!!!

by thedoodler August 9, 2003

Oh God why

The thing I yelled when I realised I had run out of cheese

*Notices absence of modified, solidified, glorified pieces of milk*
"...Oh God WHY"

by Agent NHR June 9, 2021

God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

by size 16 timbs November 6, 2022

Way Way Gods

- they are a higher power worshipped by those in the marijuana consuming community whose powers and blessing are seen through good fortune and/or karma
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"waking up to a half smoked bowl? a true blessing from the the way way gods"

by infohere December 17, 2018