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dick ridder

When a Heterosexual male will not leave his other Heterosexual male alone and will copy whatever he does and compliment and agree with whatever he says.
Yo Jimmy is always being a dick ridder and ridding Johnnys dick.
by Ilikepiop December 9, 2015
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dick lingering

After having an orgasm, the period of time during which a man leaves his penis inside a vagina (or other orifice) while it transitions from erect to flaccid.
Jenn, he was dick lingering so long after sex last night, I wasn't sure if he fell asleep or he was just trying to keep it warm and cozy.
by Crack Help July 29, 2016
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Porno Dick

That most excited form of dick you get that lets you go the distance like superman. You get in just that mindframe that gives you unlimited penile superpowers. You get in the game, go on nonstop, and bang that girl's box out before you can even think about bustin' ya nutz.
"I boned that ho like Porno Dick" - Jaime Madrox (Phatso Earth 2)
by XG-Raven July 7, 2010
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avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.
My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.
by MustardDump August 17, 2017
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dick shiner

1) Richard Earl "Dick" Shiner is a former professional American football quarterback who played in eleven National Football League seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator
Dick Shiner isn't just Howie's favorite QB of all time. It's the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the penis polishing he did in his bunk.
by Vesper47 March 17, 2017
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Shrek dick

A big long gigantic dick the length of a human
WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!
by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 9, 2021
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Ball or Dick

A game where a guy pins down a girl and exposes a small amount of gential flesh out of his boxer window and asks her if she can tell if its ball or dick.
How was your date?

It only lasted ten minutes, I tried to play ball or dick.

Whaddabitchh...
by femalecats November 13, 2011
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