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Cake Eater 

A derogatory term used by Southern and Eastern European immigrants in the first half of the 20th Century to describe Anglo-Saxon, WASPy Americans who knew little about good hearty food or ingredients.

A term used by Southern and Eastern European immigrants of Catholic descent to describe the stiffness and manner of Americans of English and/or protestant descent.
Who's ever heard of hearty "British cuisine"? Yuck! What a bunch of cake eaters.

Look at that stiff Brit in his tweed jacket. What a cake eater.

When it comes to pasta sauce, those cake eaters don't know the difference between "gravy" and ketchup.
Cake Eater by Saverio di Riccia October 2, 2007
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yellow cake 

Nasty ass lemon flavor cake that nobody wants, any frosting you top it with will not save the cake from sucking, in fact it actually makes it worse. however that does not stop the cakebakers from putting frosting on.
Guy 1: Yo, I cut me a slice of that cake over there fresh out the oven. I saw it had strawberry frosting and it wasn't until after I bit into it that I realized it was yellow cake.
Guy 2: Damn
yellow cake by falcon176 October 12, 2008

carolina cakester

a sexual fetish which involves, 2 men, one woman, fecal matter, and ejaculation. the maneuver goes as follows, the woman is blowing two men and prior to ejaculation one male turns around and drops a deuce directly into the mouth of the woman followed by blowing his load into her mouth, simultaneously the other male busts his nut into the mouth of the woman and immediately turns around to unleash his deamon into the mouth of the woman. the two men then force the woman to eat the tasty compilation or shit and jizz. once performed the large amount of cum and shit is similar to that of an oreo cakester and originated in the state of north carolina
champ and i gave this bitch a sweet carolina cakester last night.

snacky cake 

eric cartman's favorite treat on an offensive TV show called South Park
it appears on comedy central on every wednesday at 9
it is two pop tarts, a stick of melted butter all covered in cocoa powder (a.k.a. your fat) and sugar
mom can you make me a snacky cake? please mom? damnit mom kity is trying to eat my pot pie. well i know a certain kitty who is sleeping with mommy tonight.
snacky cake by stan marsh July 24, 2004

Gay Cake 

a cake with a dildo on it, or a frosting in the shape of a penis
1. this gay cake was good

2. go eat some gay cake you fag
Gay Cake by link grumblesnatch February 22, 2007

cuppy cake 

When you cup your hand over your asshole to catch your fart so you can release it under your victims nose to ensure their full enjoyment.

Can also be thrown or blown at a person.
my husband was driving along and I saw him grab a cuppy cake. I was dodging and trying to get away but the grubby bastard blew it at me!!!

snack cake 

A word pertaining to a promiscuous woman who engages often in unprotected sex, thus being cream filled.
Man that girl right there she's a snack cake, she gets injected on the daily!