THE FAT CAT

A term used to describe someone with a an extremely wide and short dong.
Someone who says you have the cat usually says feed it, clean it, or bathe it. Usually someones that's being a douche. Someone who has the fat cat is diliked and usually never scores with a woman. Usually said as "THE CAT" Also see "Brian J." the first victim of THE FAT CAT.

"FEED THE CAT!"

somone who has the cat getting dome-"Let the paws of the cat play in your mouth and floss your teeth."

"Thats no fair his fat cat was telling him all the answers"

"The fat cat got scared by the anaconda and fleed into the wall."

"feed the cat"

"geeze your cat smells up the whole damn room. CLEAN IT!"

by Slippery March 2, 2008

murley cat

one who brings attention to themselves for the wrong reason.

look at that kid with the huge afro riding a razor scooter, what a MURLEY CAT.

by juggernaut bitch May 10, 2006

Cheney Cat

Noun- A cat that doesn't really meow or purr, just makes a sort of squawking sound.

I got a Cheney Cat. She's a bitch.

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

killing the cat

Really shitty singing

Someone with headphones on, thinking they are singing their ass off, when infact they sound like a cat being killed slowly. Killing the Cat.

by RomelloX December 21, 2013

Habibi cat

This cat is a very good and warm-hearted cat he will be a very good cat if u play him "super idol" from that weird Chinese man this cat is special species and will not be friend with balsack cats

You just got habibi catted

by Bingusballs November 23, 2021

complicated cat

Someone who is more or less a boring person with a very normal, soft comfy life. They consider themselves special, and create unnecessary drama to make things more interesting for themselves.

Have you seen Mad Men? Betty Draper is such a complicated cat. very important with very little to do.

by redyellowmellow April 27, 2014

Cat Staccz

Crip gang member

There goes the loc Cat Staccz

by cesarsalad011 November 23, 2021