(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.
Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!
Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?
Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..
Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?
Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..
by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011
Get the Poo Prioritymug. Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.
Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!
by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021
Get the Poo Noodlemug. A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
Get the Posh Poomug. 
The act of keeping a large poo inside your rectum, and "marinating" it by farting around it for a while, so you can enjoy the intoxicating scent of stronger smelling farts during the marinating process.
by Fecal India November 13, 2025
Get the Marinating a poomug. The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard
Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.
by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024
Get the Poo Magicmug. by Drope it June 8, 2016
Get the deja poomug.