House Porn

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.

I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.

by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021

seafood house

A secret code - sometimes it’s a sign hanging above the garage. Ask your Italian ass father. He migh- know. Probably inappropriate, still unknown.

Neighbor one: “that’s a nice seafood house sign you got there!”

Neighbor two: “you fucking like that???”

by jessmannsucks June 23, 2018

Trapical House Party

The most lit party ever where all the music, clothing, people and environment represent an unexpected collision of hip hop/trap culture with tropical island aesthetic.

I woke up the morning after the Trapical House Party with an empty bottle of Henny, one timberland boots, a flip flop, and a live flamingo in my bed!

by therealraggi August 25, 2019

Steak housing

When your girlfriend has a yeast infection and gets you to ass fuck her, then eat the pussy and the ass. You get the yeast roll and the truffle butter on the side.

I went steak housing with your mom last night, best dinner I ever had!

by ProfitablePaul February 16, 2024

Reductive House

In a reductive sense, anything with four-on-the-floor beats is House Music.

Drake, Beyonce, Lizzo and Justin Timberlake are house music, Reductive House.

by Bad Grampa July 20, 2022

same party, different house

the idea that sex is just sex, despite who it is with.

party being sex, house being the person you've had/are planning to have sex with

“yeah she’s alright, her mates ugly but i’ll have her. same party, different house innit”

by kennydicktionary June 23, 2024

Byham House

A boarding house. A place of all emotions. Somewhere you can find happiness, sadness, anger, joy, confusion, and frustration. Somewhere you and your housemates will love and hate being all at the same time. Some of the best and oddest memories will occur here.

Person 1: God, I love living in the Byham House!

Person 2: What are you talking about!? It's a living hell!

Person 3: eh, its not that bad. I'm having fun!

by man who knows 1234 June 14, 2013