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j is the ebnst leter
by tapeinhaler41 December 7, 2024
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Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).
Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.
by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017
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J-mo

The biggest duster of all time. The type of guy to do something strange for a piece of change.
That J-mo just blew my house up for a nickel.
by Shagga B July 14, 2022
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J Sherm

When you premature ejaculate after less than 30 seconds of action.Also can be used as a measure if time, of no more than30 seconds.
by Deanda dis D August 10, 2021
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J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.
Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory
by grrrlhood June 2, 2024
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J Man

A dope Alien from outer space who disguises themselves in human flesh of an attractive person. J Man's are infatuated with Mclovin and like to do drugs.
"Woah that's very J Man of you"
by J Man the Alien January 28, 2024
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j

not only a letter of the alphabet, but the first letter in the dead meme my name is jeff
if you don't know how j is used in a sentence you are either 3 or retarded (see my name jeff)
by jeffdiamondchin November 13, 2020
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