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Mason Michael Awn

A convicted felon and sex offender, instrumental in the kidnapping of young girls for Jeffrey Epstein's private island. He is extremely sexist and is known to whip and nae-nae around his potential victims.
- "That bastard Mason Michael Awn stole my firstborn daughter just last week."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."
by EldenJohn April 28, 2022
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Hello Michael
by Michael like whaat November 30, 2021
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michael

is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.
person1: i fucking hate michael
person2: me too he’s so fucking gay
by coochieflaps February 15, 2024
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Michael

Nice guy and also Charlie’s crush
Charlie: Michael is so cool
Me: okay-
by MalynHockey October 21, 2021
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michael scales

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales
by amelia07 April 4, 2021
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Michael

My world, the best ass face, my beautiful husband and the best ever
I love you Michael
by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023
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Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"
by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023
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