crock of shit

1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.

2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth

1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.

2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.

by linkinmark October 15, 2004

gook shit

Cheaply made manufactured good from China. Knock-off copies of name brand merchandise made in China. Example: Cheap batteries that look exactly like a Duracell, but called Dynacell.

1)That tool looks really cheap! Is it gook shit?
2)Make sure it's not gook shit!

by darkmushroom April 6, 2005

Beer Shit

Taken the morning after a heavy drinking session, the beer shit is primarily water based, messy and has a room evacuating smell.

I wouldnt use the top floor loos, Rhys has taken a momentous beer shit in there!He was so drunk last night, he looked like he was asleep on the dancefloor.

by Microphone February 12, 2006

like shit

DMV slang
Used to represent agreeing with something
Another way to say "deadass"

"Aye moe she got them clappas"
"Like shit tho!"

by DMVkid January 10, 2014

the shit is bananas

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".

Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

Shit Website

You're on one right now

You probably use this shit website, because your school blocked Twitter. Stay off Twitter & find God.

by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022

blazing shits

A gastro eruption

The results of severe gastro eruption is blazing shits.

by The blazing December 17, 2017