November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150
by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020
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National Kiss a Kio day: A holiday made by Kio to recieve some love and boba.
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"
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Get the Feb 24: National penis inspection day mug.National What The Fuck Day falls on February 12th of every year, it is recognized in the United States of America as a day of reflecting on the last year, and all of the moments that made you go, "What the fuck!"
"Hey Jennifer, happy National What The Fuck day! I hope the last year was just as fucked for you as it was for me!"
by Random American High-Schooler February 12, 2019
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person 2: october 29
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Get the September 13th National give head day mug.Every April 11th you can slap that one girl wit dat nice booty’s ass. Only on this day can there be no consequences.
Damn bro, she got a FINE ass.
Aye, it’s April 11th. National Slap an Ass Day. Remember?
(God’s Plan plays in background)
Aye, it’s April 11th. National Slap an Ass Day. Remember?
(God’s Plan plays in background)
by That Wigga Named Ricky May 25, 2018
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