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National Whip-a-Kid Day

November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150
It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.
by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020
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National Kiss a Kio day

February 27th, is the day on which you should kiss any of your friends named Kio because they're super awesome and deserve love. (Also buy them boba, if you're a good person.)
National Kiss a Kio day: A holiday made by Kio to recieve some love and boba.
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"
by KioLovesDumplings October 3, 2022
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Feb 24: National penis inspection day

Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick
It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!
by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022
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National What The Fuck Day

National What The Fuck Day falls on February 12th of every year, it is recognized in the United States of America as a day of reflecting on the last year, and all of the moments that made you go, "What the fuck!"
"Hey Jennifer, happy National What The Fuck day! I hope the last year was just as fucked for you as it was for me!"
by Random American High-Schooler February 12, 2019
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national jocelyn is gay day

october 29 is the national day of anyone named jocelyn being extremely homosexual
person 1: dude what day is it
person 2: october 29
person 1: oh shit it’s national jocelyn is gay day
by peepee poopoo butt October 29, 2019
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National Slap an Ass Day

Every April 11th you can slap that one girl wit dat nice booty’s ass. Only on this day can there be no consequences.
Damn bro, she got a FINE ass.

Aye, it’s April 11th. National Slap an Ass Day. Remember?

(God’s Plan plays in background)
by That Wigga Named Ricky May 25, 2018
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