national eat people day

a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack

sommer: hey what’s today?

mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?

sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?

sommer: YES

mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤

by lollollollollolollmaolmaolmao October 15, 2019

National Suck Titties Day

this holiday is celebrated every year on january 19th.

Tim: aye you know what day it is tomorrow?
Jeff: no, tell me.
Tim: its national suck titties day! go suck you some titties man!

by californiabanga April 16, 2020

National Skip A Day Of School

November 1st Is a national skip a day of school.

Teacher I can't wait for national skip a day of school .

by KJ35!!!!! October 31, 2019

National Iris Appreciation Day

A holiday in which you celebrate someone named Iris. Usually celebrated with lots of food, gifts and money.

“Hey guys it’s national Iris Appreciation Day!”

by National Apprecciation Day May 30, 2018

National Hug Brandon day

On June 15th you have to hug any Brandon that you know. At school or you neighborhood and anywhere else you know you will see a Brandon.

Go hug Brandon right now he might be confused but tell him that it is national hug Brandon day.

by Brandon_is_beast615 December 1, 2019

national throw nikola day

on july 28th, you can throw anyone whose name is nikola! it’s acceptable in all circumstances so go ahead and have a nice day by throwing a nikola around

1: hey! it’s july 28th which means it’s national throw nikola day!
2: oh my god, we must throw nikola!!!
1: YES!!!!

by isthisdoddle? June 29, 2022

national deez nutz day

tell your friends deez nutz jokes not matter how much they hate them or even hate you

me: did you take the eaton test? friend: no what is that? me: eaton deez nutz<3 friend: really lmao me: it’s national deez nutz day

by anonymous June 8, 2021