Dick sour

The process whereby a woman eventually tires of vaginal intercourse and/or fellatio with her longtime male partner.

Loo Loo done turned dick sour after nearly twenty-five years with the same man.

by Jelly belly June 20, 2016

dick sweeper

big harry mustache located above the lip; without any other facial hair

Look at that guy's dick sweeper.

by Walter K. Prescott February 5, 2010

Shrek dick

A big long gigantic dick the length of a human

WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!

by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 9, 2021

dick jacket

Foreskin

hey man, you got a dick jacket

by 3x9 March 15, 2011

Yesterdays Dick

Yesterday's Dick: The term is used when you engage in two sexual acts one after another, but on seperate days. For example engaging in intercourse friday, not showering, and recieving a blowjob on saturday morning.

Girlfriend: Ew, what is that flavour?!
You: Yesterdays dick, baby.

by Cutler & Curtis corp. April 18, 2010

Dick Sneezing

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

dick squatter

Anyone who sits, squats or otherwise takes a dick into their pelvic region.

Mike is a fucking dick squatter

by Paul Black July 17, 2014