butt hurt

This emotion usually stems from an unfounded sensitivity to a superficial prank, joke, or durogatory statement. It's most hilarious uses are on highly religious or homophobic people since it also implicates the hyper-sensitive person as being a big Mo if male, or an anal-receiving Sperm Sponge if female.

I don't know why Tom Cruise got so butt hurt about that in the closet episode on South Park when he probably owns his own astro-glide production plant to keep up with the amount of anal lube he goes through.

by Narcolepticjay September 5, 2006

Poo Butt

n. A condition characterized by itching and discomfort of the anus resulting approximately 30 minutes after a less than satisfactory wipe job.

I hate to take a dump at the gym because the toilet paper is terrible and I always end up with poo butt.

by Intergurls December 23, 2008

Poop Butt

The kind of ass that looks very soggy in pants or jeans. Looks that the woman has taken a poo poo in her jeans or that her entire ass is made of soggy poo poo.

Oh, look over there, baby has got a poop butt.

I liked her, but did you see her ass, its fat and she has a poop butt.

by Rod Bernstein October 19, 2004

saggy butt

where your butt is hanging down to the floor. almost as if you were an infant wearing a wet diaper. or just a sign of aging

wet diapers make babies look like they have saggy butts or,
most women over 50 contain saggy butts

by bailey lowe July 1, 2008

butt stabber

A homosexual male. Someone who likes to "stab" another up the butt.

That guy is such a "butt stabber."

by DJDave February 9, 2007

butt food

A type of food that gives you the same nutritional value had you shoved it up your ass.

Hey, what say we hit Whitey's for lunch?

No way, that's butt food! I can't take it anymore.

by jim6572 December 20, 2006

Butt Bomb

An explosive that is fueled by one's anal gas; a fart filled explosive.

Read the example below to find out how to create your own butt bomb.

John: "What are you doing with that empty 2-liter bottle?"

Ethan: "I'm farting into it. I'm making a butt bomb."

John: "How?"

Ethan: (BRUBP!!) "Stand back!!"

Ethan places the capped bottle into the fire pit of their camp site and waits. Within seconds, the bottle explodes with a loud THOPP!! It shoots into the air.

by Isaac T. March 21, 2008