Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".
Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020
Get the Tub wafflemug. 1:When one eats food (especially fast food) in the tub or shower.
2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time
2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time
by Heart eater June 24, 2016
Get the Tub munchingmug. A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
Get the Tub Scalemug. Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.
by chucky lavinder April 23, 2022
Get the Tub Firemug. When you sit in dirty bath water and never use soap so there is a ring of dirt around your tub from not washing
I went to mias house and used the bathroom only to see her shower curtain open and her tub to have tub grub
by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
Get the Tub grubmug. by Lord Richards April 13, 2020
Get the plague tubmug. by uwu legend September 21, 2019
Get the flooding tubmug.