Throat Dragon

A Mythical water dragon that only eats meat . . Once this Throat Dragon Grabs your meat she will fly away with it in her mouth and take your soul . (Commonly found in Hookah Lounges , Kickbacks , Malls , And these are just some of the areas they reside in. Watch out for the Rare Super Mega Soul Sucker . Once she gives you that gawk gawk 3000 you are known to never exist anymore . 🤯

Where are the Throat Dragons ? The throat dragon ate his meat . Hey Throat Dragon are you Hungry ?

by blahzae November 23, 2021

Bird in the throat

What u say to people with a white bird.

Your bird is blond but red in the throath, you probably got the bird in the throat

by DezeGuyIsKeeeenkerFast October 7, 2021

Throat Clit

That tiny ass ballsack hanging in the back of your throat.

Aka; Dick punching bag. Aka; Jerry's (Tom & Jerry) boxing partner.

"Ayyyyyoooo MA!, you gon' let me box that throat clit with this horse dick!?"
*Removes Timb's*

by Daddy Delta October 22, 2020

throat pumpers

A group of guys who are tight asf and put the throat code before all else. That although there are ups and downs they stick with eachother and provail. Must know all the words to “hey there Delilah”

Oh hey look there’s the throat pumpers.

by Throat pumper 445 September 15, 2019

slanging throat

Giving a blowjob.

Does slanging throat count as me losing my virginity?

by kidstokes May 9, 2016

Throat Hamburger

To really go at someone's throat tissue during oral sex. Y'know, get in there good.

"My boyfriend has a sore throat because I was up late making some throat hamburger with him."

by ThroatHamburger December 28, 2020

throat jolter

when the joke is so funny your throat ejects from the esophagus and you are jolted into space

That was such a funny joke .. a total throat jolter if you ask me

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022