Whale Porker

The art of fucking Extremely Overweight women.

You my good sir are in fact a Whale Porker.

by music93man September 26, 2011

Whale Wrangler

A man that likes to date fat woman.

My friend Jason is a Whale Wrangler

by The one and only King J August 23, 2008

whale jumping

A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.

-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...

by dj espu October 27, 2007

Whaling Up

The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'

Tylor's gonna be whaling up tomorrow morning if he takes her home!

by dijondude February 20, 2015

gay whale

A whale that only likes other male whales, not to be confused with a bisexuwhale

That's a gay whale

by Mynameisjeff234611 December 13, 2017

Pack of whales

A group of sexually generous females with whom one is likely to be able to enjoy sexy times.

"Oi oi, look sharp lads."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."

by Turtlefeatures May 14, 2013

Honk the Whale

(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...

grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...

by dannyz2589 August 22, 2008