Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.

Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

Skunking Around

When you are out trying to get some action when, truth be told, you aren't suppose to be.

"If Becky found out Bob was out skunking around last night, she'd drop him in a heartbeat."

by Words4Birds April 14, 2019

Spunk Skunk

When a concubine with resent ejaculat inside of their anal cavity is threatened, they will proceed to forcefully excreat said ejaculat in an act of defeanse. Spraying the threat.

Attempting to rob Sharqesha the local prostitute may end with her spunk skunking you.

by McThunder Daddy September 4, 2018

skunk muncher

someone who has eaten middle aged unwashed vagina

He likes to go down on older women, he is such a skunk muncher.

by Brian Holl. April 9, 2008

Skunk booty

The dirty filter of a cigarette roach

Hey man don’t smoke that roach the filter be skunk booty as hell

by Bread boy 🥖 👦 March 23, 2021

alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."

by Tronedrone December 25, 2018

Skunked Beaver

When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.

Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.

by beeverman April 10, 2013