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Poker League

the most niggerous group of fucking niggers, pope aidan lxix and the current shambala rem yang the inverted guide this group of twats to seek the legendary el baconous niggerous ham ham and the michelLANjello's wind spirits.
The pope of the Poker League spreads his holy water with all sexy bitches
by MichelLANjello November 2, 2016
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Prominence Poker

That stupid Texas Hold’em game that doesn’t really play like poker. It’s one that represents dodo’s because they both are stupid looking. Tends to always runner runner some dumb shiiiiii as well that works out the majority.
Prominence poker is for those wee wee types like tipsy and shakerpenny.
by Mancho1 March 3, 2024
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wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.
Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?
by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023
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planning poker

Planning poker, or scrum poker, is an estimation technique used primarily in Agile project management to determine the relative size of user stories or tasks.
During the sprint planning meeting, the team used planning poker to estimate the effort required for each user story.
by Jim Philip June 1, 2024
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Pennsylvania Poker

A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.
Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya

Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.
by Jellykones69 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Pennsylvania Pokermug.

Obsessive Poker

{Obsessive Poker}
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
I.E Facebook

Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."

Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."

Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "

Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
by Gail Richmond September 6, 2010
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ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck
by PapaDroe February 7, 2018
mugGet the ear pokermug.

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