secret smile

what you call the pussy of a girl you really want but cant have

Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!

by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008

The Chamber of Secrets

The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.

Ron Weasley did the Chamber of Secrets and now the whole room smells like burnt red ass hair.

by Dunhloke July 25, 2011

vaginal secretion

When a womens Vaginal Meat Curtains are stuck together with a sticky residue.

Dude you told me that chick last night was clean,her vaginal secretion was secreating out of your shorts. when i went down on her, it was like pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwhich.

by E-rock Scarface November 8, 2008

secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about

"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017

Verbal Secretion

When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.

Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"

Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."

by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011

secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.

Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!

by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012

Secret Panda

When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.

Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?

by Syd Hengy March 23, 2019