VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.

I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone

by BostonEmily June 24, 2022

Pig pen

A man that's obsessed with wild hogs. He has no life and probably butt fucks boars and his sucks his own dogs off.

Scott is a real pig pen. No wonder his dog love him.

by bigwhitehammer May 6, 2018

zebra pen

A pen that cheap kids take apart and turn into a one hitter. It has a steel tip that is used as the bowl.

Bro buy a zebra pen so we can smoke.

by George25miller December 7, 2017

Pen Pal

A Pen Pal (acronym: PP) is a form of connection that is superior to all other forms of connections, especially, and most specifically, any Rival Pen Pals (acronym: RPP).

Also in true RPP style let’s organise it for our very first day together, dear Pen Pal.

by big.pp.energy November 5, 2020

Cat Pen

A pen with cat faces on it, opposite of a dog pencil

Hey, can you pass that cat pen over there?

by Starorium May 27, 2018

chem pen

in reference to cheap pens when you disassemble them and the ink spills all over your paper.

Matt was so bored in class, he took apart his chem pens and flipped the ink cartridges across the room, splattering the floor with ink.

by Kiinoaeyy December 30, 2007

pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

by yolodave February 12, 2009