Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.

“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”

by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021

PT Cruise

To eat naught but Pop-Tarts® from dusk till dawn as was commanded by the Lord, Jesus Christ, Our Savior.

"Sorry, I can't have any salad. I'm on a PT Cruise." :smug:

by TheDukeLeto March 22, 2013

tom cruise

the act of seducing a girl into having rough sex with you, this act is only possible if you are a scientologist, extremely good looking, have charm, or are just a bad ass.

"Im Tom Cruise lets bang"
"Blame it on Tom Cruise"

by lang.gwai.lo April 26, 2013

cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

Chief Cruise

A drive, normally out in the country, for the express purpose of chiefing, or smoking weed.

"Went for a quick chief cruise after school and ended up in Nebraska."

by Yellowbell September 21, 2007

cooler cruising

When a group of under aged civilians don't have alcohol and don't have a way to get booze, so they go searching through random peoples coolers to find the "Liquid Gold".

Aye bro! Let's go do some clownery and go cooler cruising to get drunk.

by Raging Rhombus March 30, 2016

Cruise Boost

A speedrun trick in the game "Spongebob Squarepants: Battle For Bikini Bottom" where the runner activates two attacks on the same frame of gameplay while sliding against a wall. The effect is that, The speedrunner moves at double speed. Basically is synonymous with going fast.

Look at this boi, He be Cruise Boosting up mid on mirage with a scout like a speed demon

by NotStepbro May 6, 2021