Nature Snob

Someone that dresses like they are going camping, but isn't leaving the suburbs anytime soon. Nature snobs are typically found stalking shoppers in sporting good retail outlets, telling embellised nature stories to impress other nature snobs.

Nature Snob; "I climbed Mt. Shasta in under 2 hours while wearing these $200 over priced name brand hiking boots. Yeah, I'm totally outdoorsy."

by Nopseudonympho69 May 30, 2011

natural selfielection

A category of fatality invoked during, and due to, the self-taking of a photograph. Like a 'Darwin Award' recipient, but a true event.

Did you hear about the couple's fatal fall in Yosemite National Park while taking a cliff edge photo in October 2018? Just another case of natural selfielection.

by Bachelor boB October 31, 2018

primal nature

Primal nature is a nature to where you have the killer instincts to survive.

The man jumped on the back of the bear and stabbed it in the neck as if he had tapped into his hidden primal nature.

by CraftKongs July 21, 2016

Natures Cereal

A fetish for eating someone’s pee and poop together in a bowl

Tim likes when Melanie pees and poops in a bowl so he can have natures cereal

by 2girls3llamas June 5, 2021

nature blow

Blowing snot out of one nostril by plugging the other nostril and sharply exhaling.

"Ew, they just showed a closeup of Madison Bumgarner executing a nature blow."

by davism70 October 22, 2014

Natural Mall

A mall which sells natural things and is in a natural environment. Pretty much the best place in the world.

"Look at this stick I just bought at the natural mall."
"Nicee. I want one."
"Let's go back."

by Cerita February 7, 2010

2nd Nature

Something you do so often, Its engraved into your brain.

Guy 1:Ever since I started watching porn as a kid, locking my door when I walk in has become 2nd nature.
Guy 2: Jerry what the fuck? This is your math presentation!

by MrLoomis February 12, 2021