Nano Midget

1: A person (male or female), who is extremely short and has narcissistic tendencies similar to that of a chihuahua. They usually come in the form of annoying , stupid siblings. 2: An insult used towards people who are short and thick as fuck boi

Get down from the table you stupid fucking Nano Midget!

by Master Of The Soul Stone November 1, 2018

Midget porn

A fun sport to bet on

Hey, last night I made some cash betting on midget porn

by Oreodave January 11, 2020

crim midget

A midgetized midget

Mollie was walking down the street when she accidentally kneed a crim midget

by Frugglenug September 7, 2014

the midget spinner

A sex act when a guy spins a midget while other people around the midget ejaculate on the midget.

-Hey, we did the midget spinner och Erik yesterday

by SavageBoi12345 August 16, 2017

Midget Tree

When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.

We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.

by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

long midget

a long midget. it explains itself.

why the fuck are try to find the definition for long midget? you are so dumb.

by WafersYed February 24, 2018