Death

when ur bleeding out of your uterus. You don’t have any chocolate, pizza rolls, or ice cream, and your boyfriend isn’t answering u or providing the attention that u crave.

“oh my god, this is death!” “death is great”

by breyakoehnke June 17, 2018

Death

The excuse you use when you don't want to go to work

GUY FROM WORK: your husband wasn't here at work today >:(
WIFE: He is death
GUY FROM WORK: HECK NAH KEEP HIM HOME KEEP HIM HOME

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

death

something you crave when you do something you regret
i.e.; making a bad pun, accidentally hugging someone when they went for a handshake, etc.

i crave death all the time !1!1!

by totally real dan howell February 6, 2017

death

the best thing ever

"im gonna death"
"luckyyyy"

by Common Millenial June 2, 2018

death

The state or act of being dead.

She was overwhelmed with thoughts of death.

by The critical name January 3, 2016

Death

The last thing you go through when you are alive.
This is also something you might have witnessed happen to someone else. Shit happens, man!

Death

by PI55 September 3, 2018

Death

The release from all your pain and suffering

Death

by Tastelessthug March 13, 2017