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metro-camping

The alternative to actual camping. The process of staying in a trailer or another modern shelter that is not a traditional tent, lean-to, or cave. This camping-like event that is not considered real camping as you usually have access to things such as power, showers, a vehicle, air conditioning and heating.
Metro-camping: People who pull a fully-loaded trailer up to a provincial park, park it between two trees on a designated lot, plug in their power so the trailer air conditioning starts up, turn on the satalite tv and start the built-in microwave for supper.

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Camping: Canoeing through Algonquin Park with millions of misquitoes and black flies molesting you while you have to take a crap behind a tree and use leaves or your hand to wipe your ass, then running back to your 4 person tent that really sleeps 2 and trying for 30 minutes to kills all the bugs that got in while you wait to go flip the steak that's grilling on a rock on the fire.
by Eric and Jen September 5, 2008
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Camp Rock

One of the worst, most terrible movies ever.
Only popular because Disney takes ideas that worked well (High School Musical), and suck them dry until just mentioning the idea makes people cringe.
Also popular because the Jonas Brothers "starred" in it (actually JOE starred in it and the other two were only in for like ten minutes of the movie).
by Luigi > Mario June 27, 2008
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Camp Longhorn

Not the future training sight of sluts of the world. People who say that are just jealous whores themselves. Best 3 weeks of your life. The only reason to make it through the school year.
I can't wait for summer so that I can go back to Camp Longhorn!
by SP 04 April 22, 2006
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Camp Alleghany

Camp Alleghany is the best place on Earth!!!! There is are activities for everyone!!!! You compete in teams, sleep in tents, swim in the river, and just be outside!!!! Ghany girls from around the world come to camp from Africa to the Philippines. LUTAT (lunch under the apple tree) we ghany girls get to have peppermint patties too!!! Friends turn into Sisters. Counselors turn into moms!!! Did I tell you its a all girls camp!?!?!? Its 3 weeks of happiness. Living life on the Greenbier river and in the Alleghany Mts. Every girl should have a chance to go to camp!!!
Camp Alleghany is a summer camp
by Emmi in my tummi May 5, 2020
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camp cobbossee

An All boys summer camp in Monmouth maine on lake cobbossee contee. Known for its color war featuring events such as the safety obstacle course, and most importantly lakeside siesta.
Daniel: I'm about to head up to camp cobbossee for the summer
Leo: Lucky bastard!!! I haven't been to a lakeside siesta in too long
by leotts August 29, 2018
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Camp louise

An all girl camp where kids have the best time of their life. You meet forever friend and become cit sisters.
Me: “Only 126 days!”
Friend, “Until what?”
Me: “Until camp louise duhh
by Groovierthenu February 23, 2019
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camp woodstock

THE BEST PLACE IN EARTH!!! camp woodstock is where campers and staff meet their best friends. every summer campers and staff come back to their second home and make the best memories of their lives. everything is special at camp and everyone will treat you like you’re family. you’ll never wanna leave camp woodstock. if you ever go to woodstock, ur a woodstocker forever.
have fun at camp woodstock where u will become family with everyone else.
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