asshole

1. Somebody who is irreverent, creative, and funny, and who highlights what a goose-livered looser pansy you are to your girlfriend.

2. Someone socialist fuck-wits want to beat to death after interment in a goolag.

That asshole fucked my girlfriend and made me realize that I am a pathetic nothing waste of a human with no heart, soul, creativity or beauty. That asshole, and all assholes, need to be purged, so that my girlfriend, and maybe lots of other women, have no choice but to be with me.

by Edmundo Daudi March 16, 2010

asshole

poopy hole,arrogant self centered guy,where you poop out of

i pooped out my asshole one midsummer morning

by me im bee April 16, 2006

asshole

One of the coolest fucking drinking games on this earth!!!!

Last night we played like 8 rounds of asshole and everyone got totally fucking housed!!!

by Jizza August 23, 2004

Asshole

1. The cavity of ones Anus
2. Someone who acts tough and thinks everyone like them when in fact everyone thinks they are a tool
3. Justin Bieber.

Man Nick Is such an asshole (2) he really like the asshole(1) of the asshole (3)

by Lhorath November 7, 2010

asshole

a badass person who pisses you off and most refered as a dick or a dickhead.

¨god,mike is such a asshole.¨

by girl456 July 1, 2009

asshole

Someone that won’t let you publish your Urban Dictionary definition because they think you and your words are bullshit.

I wrote definitions for Emily Skinner and Cody Bellinger, but some assholes rejected it!

by ftamicrosoft13 July 28, 2019

asshole

a guy who likes to make people like him, just so he can then put them down for his own gain. will go out of his way to make you laugh, and then go further out of his way to hurt you, either with sarcasm, name calling, or some other type of humiliation to continue to stroke his ego. he knows you enjoy the laughter he gives you, so you'll tolerate it. usually does this with female love interests but may also behave this way with friends, colleagues, and family members.

girl: kenny hasn't talked to me in a week! i really miss him.
friend: why not?
girl: i don't know. i stopped by his house but he wouldn't come out. wish he was here to cheer me up. he is so funny.
friend: no, girl. he is an asshole.

by linfbaby September 10, 2013